This is kind of the sister blog to my entry several months ago that was "Some Observations." Actually, I dont remember what I called it, but that title would make sense to me.
Here are some questions that I would like answered. If anyone knows the answers, you should definitely let me know.
There's a good chance this blog will get added on to as time goes by.
As of 1/10/10, these are a few thoughts I've been mulling over:
1) Where do good looking single men grocery shop? I go to grocery stores all over the city, depending on what I am doing, and where I am, and I NEVER see hot single guys in the stores. One hundred percent of the time when I see a good-looking guy getting groceries, he is either attached at the hip with a woman, or wearing a wedding ring. WTF.
2) What in Jesus's name is a 'beautiful nightmare'?
(This next question makes me really really glad that I only tell a few people about this blog.)
3) People have phantom limbs, right? And if someone has lost a hand (or whatever) they can still feel pain in it, they can still feel cramps in it, it will even itch. The other day I found myself wondering, do eunuchs feel phantom balls? And since you can feel pain in parts of your body that are no longer there, do they ever experience...phantom blue balls??
Stay tuned for more brain-wrinkling musings.
3 comments:
In answer to question 1, you can find me in Tescos in Bracknell most Sunday mornings, and ocassional mid-week evenings.
The words "Tescos" and "Bracknell" mean nothing to me. Must be why I'm still single...
For more on #1. The guys who I hung out with didn't exactly grocery shop. That was the awesomeness of being single. You could go out to eat and just pay for yourself. And! You didn't have to do the dishes. Two birds with one stone.
When did you start posting so many blogs? I am way behind.
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